February 2012
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Anonymous asked: I think i really like you but you would never like someone like me. are you into girls?
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Just wrote this really cute soppy song for my girlfriend. Awhh…
irony is, i’m single.
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When is it spring? i’ve only got the new series of lip service to look forward to. It’s meant to be out in spring. When does spring start?
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“Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter House 5
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Anonymous asked: You never seem to be at school these days.
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I’ve acquired a really comfy spot on the sofa and i’m scared that if i move to get more snacks my puppy will take the seat from me.
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Anonymous asked: let me daet you?
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The girl sitting next to me on the bus is tweeting! I desperately want to see what her twitter name is so I can tweet her like, “hello, I like your pink fur coat” (her coat is disgusting).
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“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is...”
– Oscar Wilde.
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You are what you eat eh? I don’t remember eating super sexy today.
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Anonymous asked: Is there anyone taking your fancy right now?
I’ve just watched the squid and the whale and now i’m going to watch the naked lunch. Watching films is never as fun if you do it by yourself, so someone come and join me?
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Imagine if you had really saggy boobs and you lay down naked and your boobs would slide off and hit the floor…..would it hurt? would you have to get bars to position them in place?
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Anonymous asked: what/who would you go as to a fancy dress party? :-)
Best time to ask someone out would be april fools day
They knock you back? APRIL FOOLS U LOSER.
They say ok? PARTY.
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Anonymous asked: What sort of girls are you into?
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All I want right now is a real cute girlfriend who I can hold hands with and take on cute dates and go for nice walks with and snuggle in bed with. Is that too much to ask?????
Someone come round and itch my left leg because it has a really annoying itch.
super stressed.
my school sets us too many mocks to revise for
my brain is going into overload
too dumb for a-levels
too dumb for life.
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Anonymous asked: have you planned any more tattoos? dont you think you'll regret them when you're older?
“The world is full of boring, identical and mindless people.”
– Charles Bukowski (via justmase)
Me: Somebody love me?
Rest of the world:
Fat old guy in the club: come to me baby.
One day i’ll be one of those people who has really productive days and fills it learning new things and meeting new people. Today is not that day.
I think some people mistake tumblr for some freaking debate society where we battle it out to see who’s opinion is most important.
How about we:
See someone else’s opinion.
If we agree like it.
If we disagree judge them silently and move on with your own life.
What difference to their life does it make if you don’t agree with their opinion.
Jeeez. i hope some of you NEVER...
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I know it sounds awfully crazy, but often I sit and wonder whether i’ll become a serial killer when i’m older. People annoy me too much, and someone’s gotta be a serial killer right?
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Anonymous asked: Is it hard being into girls? i might become a lesbian too because then i dont have to dress up and i can just get fat and it wont matter because there will be no boys to impress!
